I wonder why more people don't coach for a living?

While Facebook is good for many things, it's probably not the best medium for sharing one's disdain for the manner in which people perform their jobs. It would be interesting to have everyone who ever had a real estate deal go wrong with you know who (agent you figure it out) in charge of closing the deal.
Regardless of the inappropriateness, a few things are obvious from this Facebook wall post:

1. Any Real Estate agent can coach high school football better than most
   current high school football coaches
2. Being a high school football expert requires no knowledge of proper grammar
3. Coaches would be lined up to hire on for the last two games of the season, especially after reading this Facebook post
4. A coach's clue, heart, and determination is proportional to how many plays he calls that utilize the middle of the field
5. Every player on the field is doing exactly what their coach has taught them to do, exactly like he taught them to do it, and it is therefore the coach's fault if anything goes wrong