Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Ramblings


  • UIL sports realignment happens Thursday. That's important to Texas High School sports.
  • The weather for the last week has been amazing. I'll be in Lubbock this weekend with predicted high 30's & low 40's and rain.
  • My #2 son and my wife and I are going to Lubbock for a college visit. He wants to be a physical therapist and athletic trainer.
  • I would rather that he go to LCU than Tech because I think the smaller Christian school would be better. But I'm mostly glad he knows what he wants to do and has a plan. That's half of the battle.
  • Helping him to finish college is the other half of the battle.
  • Keeping him as close as possible to the straight and narrow while in college in another half.
  • I'm in another of my paperwork seasons at work and at home. E-Rate time at work, IRS and FAFSA time at home.
  • I could not care less about the Superbowl this weekend.
  • I dropped my television package from 200 channels to 120 channels. I actually noticed the difference.
  • The 120 package may not last long. We really don;t watch that much television.
  • Satellite/cable companies are smart. They bundle channels so that you pay the extra money for only one or two channels that you really want to watch. The rest of the channels you don't care about.
  • I could live with only the History Channel, TV Land, and one local channel.
  • I'm currently read Celebration of Discipline by Richard Foster. It's pretty good for a self-help book.
  • Blake Griffin and Lebron James both had really cool dunks in the past couple of days. Impressive athletes.

Monday, January 30, 2012

Psalm 100

No quote this time. I'm still trying to memorize this Psalm, but I'm awful at memorization. I have noticed, however, that reading it every day and spending time trying to memorize it seems to make my attitude a little better than usual.
I've never really been a big fan of memorization just for the sake of having something memorized. I guess I've always had that attitude, but the Interwebs have helped to further cement it into my own personal dogma. The only things I can think of that I ever memorized because I wanted to are the quadratic formula (which I never use any more) and a handful of Robert Frost poems. But apparently some of this scripture memorizing can really work, just like I've been told.
If I get in too good of a mood, I'll have to go work on memorizing part of the book of Lamentations.

Unfortunate alignment

Web page advertising can sometimes be a funny thing. These two ads were placed next to each other on my Facebook home page. I suppose if I were interested in participating in the top activity, it would be in my best interest to go through the bottom activity first.

Memories...


This commercial brings back some great movie memories. And amazingly, Matthew Broderick looks maybe 5-10 years older. Is that Sarah Jessica Parker loading her CR-V?

Friday, January 27, 2012

Debriefing

When I have a planned, organized training session at school where I'm the instructor and the teachers are the learners, I always get nervous. I don;t mind talking to a crowd of people (not that eight is considered much of a crowd) but I never know if I'm going to bore them with things they already know or bore them with a technical vocabulary that they don't understand or just bore them.

I think yesterday's training was successful. Before we left the school, at least one person had started blogging. Then I get to work this morning to find out that another had created a video using Xtranormal. I guess when 25% of the participants in an evening training class have performed what you taught them before work the next day, then the training was fairly successful.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Technology Class

I'm teaching a technology class tonight for our teachers and community members. We're going to learn about the technology cloud, how to create and edit a web page, and how to create and edit a blog. Fun stuff.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Ducks Quack, Eagles Soar



No one can make you serve customers well.....that's because great service is a choice. Harvey Mackay, tells a wonderful story about a cab driver that proved this point.

He was waiting in line for a ride at the airport. When a cab pulled up, the first thing Harvey noticed was that the taxi was polished to a bright shine. Smartly dressed in a white shirt, black tie, and freshly pressed black slacks, the cab driver jumped out and rounded the car to open the back passenger door for Harvey.

He handed my friend a laminated card and said: 'I'm Wally, your driver. While I'm loading your bags in the trunk I'd like you to read my mission statement.'

Taken aback, Harvey read the card. It said: Wally's Mission Statement: To get my customers to their destination in the quickest, safest and cheapest way possible in a friendly environment.

This blew Harvey away. Especially when he noticed that the inside of the cab matched the outside. Spotlessly clean!

As he slid behind the wheel, Wally said, 'Would you like a cup of coffee? I have a thermos of regular and one of decaf.'

My friend said jokingly, 'No, I'd prefer a soft drink.'

Wally smiled and said, 'No problem I have a cooler up front with regular and Diet Coke, water and orange juice...'

Almost stuttering, Harvey said, 'I'll take a Diet Coke.'

Handing him his drink, Wally said, 'If you'd like something to read, I have The Wall Street Journal, Time, Sports Illustrated and USA Today.'

As they were pulling away, Wally handed my friend another laminated card, 'These are the stations I get and the music they play, if you'd like to listen to the radio.'

And as if that weren't enough, Wally told Harvey that he had the air conditioning on and asked if the temperature was comfortable for him. Then he advised Harvey of the best route to his destination for that time of day. He also let him know that he'd be happy to chat and tell him about some of the sights or, if Harvey preferred, to leave him with his own thoughts.

'Tell me, Wally,' my amazed friend asked the driver, 'have you always served customers like this?'

Wally smiled into the rear view mirror. 'No, not always. In fact, it's only been in the last two years. My first five years driving, I spent most of my time complaining like all the rest of the cabbies do. Then I heard the personal growth guru, Wayne Dyer, on the radio one day.

He had just written a book called 'You'll See It When You Believe It'. Dyer said that if you get up in the morning expecting to have a bad day, you'll rarely disappoint yourself. He said, 'Stop complaining! Differentiate yourself from your competition. Don't be a duck. Be an eagle. Ducks quack and complain. Eagles soar above the crowd..'

'That hit me right between the eyes,' said Wally. 'Dyer was really talking about me. I was always quacking and complaining, so I decided to change my attitude and become an eagle. I looked around at the other cabs and their drivers. The cabs were dirty, the drivers were unfriendly, and the customers were unhappy. So I decided to make some changes. I put in a few at a time. When my customers responded well, I did more.'

'I take it that has paid off for you,' Harvey said.

'It sure has,' Wally replied. 'My first year as an eagle, I doubled my income from the previous year. This year I'll probably quadruple it. You were lucky to get me today. I don't sit at cabstands anymore. My customers call me for appointments on my cell phone or leave a message on my answering machine. If I can't pick them up myself, I get a reliable cabbie friend to do it and I take a piece of the action.'

Wally was phenomenal. He was running a limo service out of a Yellow Cab. I've probably told that story to more than fifty cab drivers over the years, and only two took the idea and ran with it. Whenever I go to their cities, I give them a call. The rest of the drivers quacked like ducks and told me all the reasons they couldn't do any of what I was suggesting.

Wally the Cab Driver made a different choice. He decided to stop quacking like ducks and start soaring like eagles.

rp/DC

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Ramblings

  • I wonder if a lot of debris floats pout of a capsized cruise ship?
  • Two copy machines were broken (plastic pieces falling through the machine) by coworkers who thought they could unjam really stuck pieces of paper. UGH
  • It's trying to rain this afternoon. I like rain.
  • I lost my temper in an unflattering way last night. I still feel like a heel.
  • Is there a flattering way to lose one's temper?
  • I have to go to Tolar for a basketball game tonight. Toler is nowhere near here. But that also means that...
  • I get to eat at Babe's in Granbury tonight. My mouth is already watering.
  • It bugs me that the above link also made the spaces a part of the link. for some reason computers want to select the spaces on the edges of words when you click and drag. UGH
  • I need new tires on the family truckster, and an alignment, and probably some other sort of front-end adjustment.
  • That reminds me of my (current) favorite movie lines of all time:
    Clarence Oddbody: "We don't use money where I come from."
    George Bailey: "Well it comes in pretty handy down here, Bub."


Basketball

My brother's kid, from the basketball side of the family, made the paper in Abilene this week. Nice job, Will. Don't let it go to your head.

Psalm 100


Shout for joy to the LORD, all the earth
Worship the LORD with gladness
come before him with joyful songs
Know that the LORD is God

STAR WARS


This is a perfect example of my statement in yesterday's Ramblings about YouTube.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Ramblings

  • The Chinese New Year (or Lunar New Year or something like that) starts today.
  • It's the Year of the Dragon. I've seen Chinese parades on T.V. I thought every year was the year of the dragon.
  • Newt won South Carolina's primary in a landslide. Let the negative campaigning begin!
  • Joe Paterno died. For some people I think their emotional state affects their health more than others.
  • I attended WinterfesT over the weekend. Excellent as always.
  • A guy was there from New York named Anthony Fischetto. He was trying teach us to relax by listening to his recorded voice describing colors. Fail.
  • The Supreme court decided that police cannot track you by GPS without your knowing about it or having a warrant. Score one for the Libertarians.
  • YouTube now gets one hour of video uploaded every second.
  • There are some good videos on the YouTube. There are also lots of bad ones.
  • News media are reporting that gas prices will rise even higher this Spring. Therefore, they will.
  • Fuel prices are one of the most arbitrary things in our economy.
  • Have you ever noticed that most people are all for having rules, as long as they don;t apply to themselves?
  • Just when I thought I would get a night with no commitments, a school board meeting was called.
  • Rain is predicted for tomorrow. I like rain.


Paterno passed away

As reported by The Onion

Friday, January 20, 2012

Rambling


  • Stephen Colbert is funny. But it's intellectual humor, so you probably don't get it.
  • Colbert's campaign to vote for him by voting for Herman Cain is a perfect example of the above referenced humor.
  • Now that the hoopla over Apple's textbook announcement is over, all of the questions are arising about licensing and fees and all of the legal stuff.
  • The weekend is finally approaching. This has been one long short week.
  • We celebrate MLK, Jr. Day in January because that's when his birthday occurs. It seems like Black History Month would be January, not February.
  • WinterfesT starts today. I like WinterfesT.
  • I hate politics, but I get drawn in to a certain extent. I think because I truly appreciate that as a citizen of this country, I get a voice in how it is governed.
  • The above statement grows less and less true every generation.
  • Make no mistake, Newt Gingrich's rant toward the CNN debate moderator (who would like his name mentioned as much as possible) last night played right into the moderators hands. He wears that chewing out now like a badge.
  • Congress put SOPA on the back burner because so many people were against it. Congress will be for or against whatever it takes to get Congress re-elected.
  • My political views lean more toward Libertarian than anything else.
  • The EU is preparing to battle Iran's developing Nuclear weapons capabilities with economic sanctions. When I read about that kind of thing, I always wonder whether it will be a significant enough event to make it into the history books 50 years from now.
  • I should have said whether it will make it onto the iPad textbook reference links 50 years from now.

The ugly side of technology

Do the people in this picture look like animals to you? They do to their boss. Terry Gou, CEO of Foxconn made some interesting comments about his workforce at a recent executive meeting:
Hon Hai has a workforce of over one million worldwide and as human beings are also animals, to manage one million animals gives me a headache.
Before you think that it's just Communist China being Communist China, look around your collection of technology gadgets. How many devices do you have that are sold by Apple, Inc.? Foxconn is the manufacturer of Apple's nifty iDevices. Its employees work for less than $140 per month, and sometimes must work shifts that exceed a 24-hour day. Sweatshop conditions are improved only when employees threaten suicide, according to the Digital Trends web site.

Coffee


Thursday, January 19, 2012

Rambling



  • A salesman showed up unannounced at my school today. He got here just before lunch time, but I was already gone to lunch. He stayed around until I got done with lunch. I finally met up with him at the High School. I should have been more rude for him showing up on a cold sales call.
  • Apple announced today that textbooks will soon be a thing of the past.
  • If a school was thinking about buying any kind of tablet besides the iPad, they aren't any more.
  • I got a new Dell Latitude ST at school. It'e a tablet that runs Windows 7. It's not as useful as I had hoped. I bet it will be much better with Windows 8.
  • SOPA and PIPA seem to be going away.
  • Wikipedia went dark (not down) yesterday in protest of SOPA and PIPA. Other than it being on the Internet news sites, I really didn't even notice.
  • AT&T is raising the prices of its data plans by $5 per month. Multiply that by the number of data plans they are selling and you get a huge increase in revenue.
  • All of those "Occupy" morons will not occupy AT&T because they know all the other phone companies will follow suit and raise their prices. Besides, they were all using their data plans to put their occupy movements on Facebook and Twitter.
  • I like to work hard and fast in the mornings then be able to slow down in the afternoons.

Dogs Rule


I know it's digitally enhanced to make the tune and the timing work, but it's still funny. Be sure and watch until the end or you'll miss the greyhound.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Psalm 100

Shout with joy to the LORD all the earth
Worship the LORD with gladness
Come before him, singing with joy


Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Coke, Bears, and WWF

Coca-Cola put their product in these pretty white cans to help raise awareness that the polar bears' home is disappearing. If by disappearing they mean that it's getting buried under mountains of snow, then they are correct.

Coca-Cola has long been a supporter of the wacko, alarmist World Wildlife Fund. But if less product is sold because of changing to a white can, then they bring back the red. Profits come first, you know.

Monday, January 9, 2012

Bwahahahaha!

This guy's name is Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-bop-bop (I think I spelled that correctly.) I'm guessing he is a David Lee Roth fan, and just a gigolo.

He was arrested on possession of marijuana and a knife, and probation violation.

I'm pretty sure I could have told you that was coming when he legally changed his name.

Read all about it on Reuters.

Psalm 100

Shout with joy to the LORD, all the earth!
Worship the LORD with gladness.

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Celebrity Apprentice

The competitors for the next Celebrity Apprentice were announced today. I stumbled upon the list on the USA Today web site.

I like this show. It has competition with a hard to predict outcome. It shows celebrities that you have seen before (most of the time), but allows you to see whether they are really nice people or jerks. It shows whether they are talented at things other than those for which they are famous. And it raises a lot of money for charities.

I know the celebrities get paid too (some of them probably can use the money because they are marginally famous or are way past their celebrity prime). I know it ultimately feeds The Donald's ego to get to pick the winner. And I know that lots of money is being made by lots of people. But it's still entertaining to me. I'll have to DVR it and watch it when I can.

And by the way, the two pictures are provided only for comparison. It's like they were separated at birth but have the same hair DNA.